Spencer & Fleetwood Jizz Drinking Game, Multi Colour, One Size

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Well, it turns out you don't need to dig out your Pog collection and listen to N'Sync on your dodgy walkman to transport you and your mates right back to the 90s – you just need the Totally 90s Board Game. Etsy’s 100% renewable electricity commitment includes the electricity used by the data centres that host Etsy. First Name * Please enter a First Name Please enter a valid First Name, the maximum length is 50 characters.Fill the big fella up with the liquid of your choice, spin the wheels to determine how many times to pump it and where to aim it. You never know which pump will get our pink peen to splurge the fapple-juice, so pass it around and hope you beat the wiener! This 90s-themed trivia game is jammed full of nostalgic questions covering everything from Furbys to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and everything in between. In the event of any safety concerns or for any other information about a product please carefully read any instructions provided on the label or packaging and contact the manufacturer.

But please don't get the wrong end of the dick; to avoid getting an eyeful of alcohol, we recommend playing this drinking game with water (but if you want to fill it with Pinot or Pina Colada it's not like we can stop you. The ratings/reviews displayed here may not be representative of every listing on this page, or of every review for these listings.Keep in mind that anyone can view public collections - they may also appear in recommendations and other places. We think we look good in a bucket hat and we're quite happy to binge-watch Friends all day and illegally rave all night. After the interviewees have endured an array of increasingly spicy sauces they're faced with the last Dab, the final hurdle in this ludicrous race. You never know what’s going to be left on your face and in your hair but at least this is one shaft that won’t be offended by your decision not to swallow.

The Jizz Game is the perfect party game of peril, where you could be left with something not too dissimilar to egg on your face! Perform a couple of deep lunges, crack your knuckles and get ready to bounce, flip, stack, hop, roll, blow, balance and catapult your way to victory! This Silicone plus water-based lubricant is the first of its kind, specially blended to accurately imitate the look, feel and aroma of real-life spunk! The goods need to be in perfect condition, with the original packaging and original invoice/receipt.

With 250 cards worth of burning questions, you may find answering them less painful than suffering through a spoonful of the hottest sauce in the universe. The rules are simple; roll the left bollock to reveal the number of times you must pump the prick, and roll the right bollock to reveal which direction you must point it in- your mouth, your face, the person next to you. Jizz The Game We’re not going to beat around the cock bush: this is a game that involves wanking a big plastic dick to completion.

Players must answer the questions correctly to win the game and avoid getting a cattle prod to the finger. In Scribbler's bid to stay green, we are proud to state that the packaging we use to post our gifts is completely eco-friendly and recyclable* - yes, even those pesky fill chips! You can fill the balls with whatever liquid you desire (we recommend the most potent of cocktails and spirits, obviously), leaving you to sit back, pump, and watch things get seriously messy.We don't mean to sound cocky, but adult novelty gifts are totally our forte, and it's been a schlong time since we've come across something as crude, rude and delightfully nutty as the Jizz game!