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You can leave a gift message for free, or ask us to gift wrap - just tick the ‘gift options’ box at the top. Illustrated with lovely line drawings by York artist Guy Godivala, and with five bonus cocktail recipes. We've trawled the world for the best gin jokes, puns and quotes and this is the result - 64 gin-ius pages. You’ll find a selection of magazine content, including articles, tastings, plus information about how you can subscribe. Some people drink gin when they’re celebrating a special occasion, hanging out with friends, or simply having their own ‘me’ time, while others drink gin when they’re going through some tough times.

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From punning around as a class clown to perfecting the pun-craft as a pun-aficionado, Alex has been 'pun'-ning in laughter since time immemorial. Whether you prefer a classic gin and tonic or a more adventurous cocktail, these puns will have you giggling in no time. A ‘pun’-derkid born in 2023, he's a self-proclaimed wordplay alchemist who loves to 'pun'ctuate conversations with clever plays on words. I was surprised when the gin distillery shipped me a bottle, but when life gives you gin, make gin-ade. If you run a bar or restaurant serving gin, here are 200+ clever gin captions and quotes you can post on social media.I asked the bartender for a gin rummy, but he just gave me a gin and tonic and told me I was rummy enough. From the tantalizing juniper juju to the citrusy serenades, let us uncork the possibilities and uncage the spirit of ginspiration in this audacious ode to the juniper-laden elixir. You don’t have to repot your plant, it will be happy for several months in its nursery pot - but you may wish to put something in the bottom of the white planter so the plant sits nicely at the top. We don’t share your credit card details with third-party sellers, and we don’t sell your information to others. Get ready to sip on the unexpected, as we shake, stir, and pour a dash of creativity into your glass.

What’s more, not only do they support local industry, but they also work hard to make sure their process is as earth friendly as possible – great cards with low environmental impact?Including some gin-credible puns from our friends at Whistlefish, and some of their beautiful festive greeting card designs which are crafted in Cornwall, there’s enough to bring lots of ginny glee to any gin fan. Just as gin blends with tonic, humor and wit will now merge seamlessly in your everyday interactions. By using the Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms and Conditions. com, the Sell on Etsy app, and the Etsy app, as well as the electricity that powers Etsy’s global offices and employees working remotely from home in the US. During World War 2, two German spies received intensive training in English so they could do their job in London without causing suspicion.

From morning puns that 'rise' to the occasion to nighttime jests that have you 'snoring' with laughter, we're your 24/7 hub for all things pun. I used to party so hard every Friday but now, all I want is to spend my weekends in my room and drink my gin.In conclusion, we hope these gin puns have given you a good laugh and maybe even inspired you to come up with a few of your own. For example, Etsy prohibits members from using their accounts while in certain geographic locations. Personalised advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out.