First, have you seen The Human Centipede (First Sequence), or The Full Sequence, or The Final Sequence? While the original Human Centipede (released in 2009) paled in comparison to Parts 2 and 3, the child-like diagram drawn by Dr.

Lots of absurdly unique, ridiculous fun events and ideas involving a large set of known and lesser known characters which keep the entertainment just rolling along. Personalized advertising may be considered a “sale” or “sharing” of information under California and other state privacy laws, and you may have a right to opt out. from me, it’s on KU so I didn’t have to spend any additional money on it which is probably a good thing tbh.If you’d like to file an allegation of infringement, you’ll need to follow the process described in our Copyright and Intellectual Property Policy. There’s variety and humour throughout the novel, and most importantly, there’s a damn good plot to keep the whole thing tight as an elves arsehole. However, it would be fantastic if we could get this noticed beyond the horror community, even if for its perceived notoriety. I have to admit that I took some childish delight in reading the paperback of this little beauty on the train during my daily commute to work in the run up to Christmas.

What great fun, this novel had me smiling and chuckling throughout and definitely made my holiday season more joyous. Adam Millard is the author of twenty-nine novels, thirteen novellas, and more than two hundred short stories, which can be found in various collections, magazines, and anthologies. That cover is sheer brilliance, but does not really convey how brilliantly and consistently funny this is.It's actually closer in spirit to the works of Terry Pratchett or, even more closely, Robert Rankin (albeit far, far more debauched than either of these fellows). Finklefoot is forced to confront Santa’s former companions, those darker-side-of-Christmas characters in charge of coal and naughty children, but by the time he figures out who’s behind the disappearances, it’s too late. What it is, is smutty, violent, disgusting, full of bad language, even worse sex, characters with no redeeming qualities and more bad jokes than you can shake a stick covered in poo at. Some of the technologies we use are necessary for critical functions like security and site integrity, account authentication, security and privacy preferences, internal site usage and maintenance data, and to make the site work correctly for browsing and transactions.

Claus is a ex-stripper, and a bitch-faced whore, who (in my mind) looks like a filthy, filthy Jessica Rabbit. When the first few elves go missing, followed by that most famous reindeer, elf-foreman Finklefoot finds himself given the additional duties of tracking them down. Adult, mildly offensive and slightly cringeworthy on occasion, but nothing that should be taken too seriously. Can Santa - aided by his best foreman, Finklefoot - get his elves back, defeat Krampus, and save Christmas before it is too late, or will Krampus succeed in creating the ghastliest single-file organism the North Pole has ever seen? This evil figure is sewing the elves arse to mouth, with the ultimate aim of kidnapping Santa himself and making him the figurehead of this shuffling man-made meat train.Yes, the title and cover are designed to shock you, but Adam Millard's The Human Santapede is a fantastic and hilarious piece of Bizarro fiction. The elves were already behind with their toy making thanks to the heavy snowfall that’d ground the Land of Christmas to a complete standstill during the run up to Christmas. However, when Elves Jimbo and Sissy failed to turn up for their shift, the first inklings of panic start to set in. If you’ve already done that, your item hasn’t arrived, or it’s not as described, you can report that to Etsy by opening a case. It has to be said that some of the most original, some of the most wildly eccentric and off-the-wall hilarious stories have been born from the small nugget of a comical ‘play-on-words-title’.