She was wearing fake diamond cat-eye glasses, a long scarf, four-sizes-too-big satin slippers, and a kiddie paint apron filled with Mom’s designer makeup collection. Hans! Go get our customer, Miss Nikki, a glass of le chocolate milk! Extra cold! she commanded, looking at the teddy bear in the chair next to mine.

Dork Diaries: Holiday Heartbreak | Book by Rachel Renee

Rachel Renee Russell is the #1 New York Times Best Selling author of the book series, DORK DIARIES, and the upcoming, THE MISADVENTURES OF MAX CRUMBLY to be released on June 7, 2016. The first book of this kind I read was Wimpy Kid and I almost completed all books in that series along with my younger sister, then I came across Dork Diaries and we both heard a sample from the 6th book from the series and loved it. We finished the whole book and was really happy.Dah-ling! Where are you going?! Don’t be skurd! Brianna said in an awful fake French accent that sounded more like a six-year-old Arnold Schwarzenegger. In this book, it seems that Brianna has lost her irritational fear of the tooth fairy. Instead, she now has an obsession with diva hair salon shows on TV, calling herself "Miss Bri-Bri, fashionista-hairstylist to the stars", constantly bugging Nikki about it. This will continue through the books, and Nikki needs to stop it, like she did with the tooth fairy in Tales From a Not-So-Popular Party Girl.

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When Nikki and her mom go shopping for her dance dress, they find none left. The other girls who are going to dances and shopping for dresses are going at each other like some kind of war zone. It's hectic. Nikki is still reluctant to wear that dress her mom suggested. WHY did all of this have to happen just when Brandon and I were about to have our very first date-that-really-isn’t-a-date ?! PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE let Brandon call me tomorrow!! SUNDAY, FEBRUARY 2 Today's the day Nikki hangs out with Brandon at Crazy Burger. When they arrive, they just casually wait for their food to arrive, bored to an extent. Soon enough, their food arrives and they talk about a few things. After a few nervous sputters, Nikki ultimately asks Brandon if he would go to the Sweetheart Dance with him. He accepts and Nikki is overjoyed. I felt SO insanely happy I could just… VOMIT sunshine, rainbows, confetti, glitter, and… um… those yummy little Skittles candy thingies!

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Never mind zat, dah-ling! You are Miss Bri-Bri’s next appointment! Wee! Wee! Come! Come!" she said, pushing me into her desk salon chair.

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Don’t worry, dah-ling, Miss Bri-Bri said. I’m going to make you BOOTY-FUL! For your little friend Brandon. Yes?! You’re playing with Mom’s new makeup and perfume?! You DO realize she’s going to KILL you when she gets home! Right?! I scolded her. This is the second time a dance is featured in the series. The first time it was featured was on Tales From a Not-So-Popular Party Girl.

A special bumper edition of dorkiness featuring Dear Dork and Holiday Heartbreak from the bestselling DORK DIARIES series! The last time I tried to talk to Brandon on the phone with Brianna around, it was a total disaster. She actually told him about my hairy legs and crusty eye boogers. It was SO humiliating!