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I’m not convinced you can destroy the Oxford English Dictionary.” “Oh, you haven’t seen me with a thesaurus.” – Simon Pegg and Kate Ashfield, Shaun of the Dead With that said, the word and life of a nun is excellent for humor. If you’re ready to laugh, read the following nun jokes. Funny nun jokes The cop answers, “Oh, Sister, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you are on!” Sarah was now really anxious to know why everybody she meets keeps saying that when she feels so great, and so she decides to go and see mother superior, who was in her office. She enters and asks mother superior, "Holy mother, everybody keeps telling me that I got off on the wrong side of the bed, but I feel great!"

This went on for hours until finally the priest says, "let's settle this once and for all. We all jump off a cliff, and whoever's God saves him will we know that theirs is the true faith. " After thinking about it, the other two agreed. Oh no” states the Mother Superior, “Though the possibility exists, why would they go away from their homeland to be a nun?”A man was brought to Mercy Hospital, and went in for coronary surgery. The operation went well, and as the groggy man regained consciousness, he was reassured by a Sister of Mercy waiting by his bed.

I seem to recall that,” the Mother Superior agreed. “So I take it your day of recreation was not relaxing?”

Nun-stop Laughter: Reveling in Holy Humor!

In the box office this weekend, The Predator took first place followed by The Nun in second... Which is coincidentally the same way the Catholic Church ranks their priorities. To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap. Thank ye Mother,” states the Leprechaun “My first question is this; would there happen to be a Leprechaun Nun in this nunnery?” Two nuns are riding down a street on bikes One says to the other "I've never come this way before."