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Kaaga sii daran eh, albaabka waxaa joogo indhool oo Qof kasto madaxa kataabanayo si uu u hubiyo in uu bidaar leeyahay iyo in kale.

The first Olympic sailing results are in England has taken gold, France has taken silver and Somalia has taken the boat. Maalin maalmaha kaamid,aha duukan caarab leedahay ayaan aalab kaaqadaanayeey.Islaamarki aan islaaha baax ayaa inaan somaali ah iyimiid.(hoorta ruunti aniigu af somaaligu inyaar ayu iguadaagyaha,iyo somaliida xamar kaayimiid maafahmoo) you know ur somali when ur told the wedding starts @ 9 pm but the guests and bride show up at 12 am.

kadib hablihii baa qajilay oo xishooday waxay mudo aamusnaayeenba midii kale ayaa waxay i weydiisay saacada kadib waxaan iskooga dhigay nin dhago la oo waan baa baa leyey kadib tii dhuustay baa tiri alxamdulilaah ilaahay wuu dhago tiray kadib sidii kumay aamusine waxay sameeyeen wey i dhig dhigeen iygoo leh ala nolosha aduunku isku dhama lagama helo bal quruxdiisa eega bal sankiisa eega iyo waliba in kabadan kadib baskii baa soo istaagay waanuna raacnay runtii wey icaayeen oo i aflagaadeeyeen markaan u dhawahay meshan ku dagayey ayaan intaa kacay ku iri nayaa dhagooluhu hadaanuu maqlayn dhuusdaada miyaanu urineyn dee naxdin bay afka saaray iyadoo lah lahaaaaaaaaaa... OMELLETTE- I should punch you dead in the eye for what you just said but OMELLETTE this one go this time. oomar very funny I laugh so hard I almost spilled out of my chair keep it coming Bro. very funny indeed. Nin ayaa markuu Somalia kasoo baxayey hooyadi ugu duceysey inuu albaabada u furo. Canada ayuu diyaarada kasoo degey isla markaana eleboorkii ayaa wuxuu lahaa albaab automatic ah oo is furaya. balkii baa la gurey ninkii daba kafuulka ahaa ayaa laga soo sarey meshii laga filaayay inuu yiraahdo ilahayow waa kugu mahadaa ayuu wuxuu la soo boday aryaa dadow xaa lays ku labayaa balkaa

Well, I guess I showed you!" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims "My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!Beri waxa jirey inan(boy) la odhan jirey Guuleed oo la deganaa ayeydii. Guuleed wuxuu ahaa mid saaqid ah oo mar walba imtixaanka wuxuu ka heli jiray 0/100. Markaa wuxuu u beddeli jiray 100/100 si aanay ayeydii u ogaan. Kadibna waxaa la gaadhey maalintii kaalmaha la kala galay la sheegayay. This section is online for reference only. No new content will be added. no deletion either... Go to Current Forums ...with millions of posts Ila Qosla!

ka raali noqda wax qalada ah i don't mean wax kale it is just a ila qosol story....no hard feelings... Due to over population, I can only let one of you in. Whoever can tell me the best story of his death can enter Heaven." Markuu albaabkii u furmay ayuu sujuud la dhacay asagoo oranaya hooyadey ducadeedii ilaah waa aqbalay:-) khashinka oo khabuuraha yaakhshiid yaallo alla khabkhabto,alla khaado, god alloo khodo,allugu khubo,deb allugu khabto,uslee khiikhaa! Some employees have begun using the program already. This morning I walked into a subordinate's office and was not surprised to find that he had nose buried in MYASS. Some of the less technical people may be somewhat afraid of MYASS.Ninkii ookaca cunay intan lasoo gaarin ayuu farihiisii ursaday, mise asagii oo sidiisii ah ayaa kasooo uraya. Markaasuu la so booday Whether you’re looking for some light-hearted entertainment or you want to make a political statement, Somali memes are sure to make you laugh. From ka cabaar to kaka baxsan, there are plenty of hilarious options out there for everyone! Somali Memes That Will Brighten Your Day In addition to jokes, Somalis also enjoy making memes that poke fun at their culture and traditions. For example, there are many memes featuring pictures of camels and cows with captions such as “Oh no! Not another Somali wedding!” or “When your mom tells you it’s time for dinner but you don’t want to eat Somali food again…” These types of memes are popular among Somalis because they reflect a sense of humor about their own culture and traditions. The doctor, after examining her, says that the wasp is too far in to remove with forceps so he ays to the husband that he will have to try and entice it out by putting honey on his (come on guys you know what) and withdrawing as soon as he feels the wasp. oday iyo wiilkiisa oo malaay dabato ah ayaa sidii caadadda u aheyd dabasho malaay u fariistay jamaladda korkooda .....