People of Walmart: State of Emergency: A Parody

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What an exhausting day of climbing strangers in the Walmart aisles he’s had. He deserves a nap. Even when he sleeps he can scare a few people who thought he was a human baby being swaddled. If Aerosmith put out a Christmas album, this is sorta what the Steven Tyler promotional cutout would look like in the store. Within a decade of opening grocery and merchandise supercenters, Walmart was on par with the largest American grocers. Getting caught with your pants down is one thing, but getting caught without pants or a shirt is bad. I’m guessing this person was arrested for something unrelated to the dress code. After all, we’ve all seen weirder at stores. I feel naked without multiple layers on. This guy took a different route. via People of Walmart a b c d Suddath, Claire (August 31, 2009). "That Viral Thing: People of Walmart". Time. time.com. Archived from the original on September 4, 2009 . Retrieved September 5, 2009.

Mayerowitz, Scott (September 3, 2009). "People of Walmart Pokes Fun at Shoppers, but Will it Hurt Sales?". ABC News. abcnews.go.com. Archived from the original on September 6, 2009 . Retrieved September 5, 2009. The fashion at Walmart has no limits. You think it’s going to be a bunch of people wearing “I’m With Stupid” T-shirts, but then you go in and see hoodies that support everything from local high school football teams to local NFL teams. She genuinely looks like she’s having a nice day, and I hope this is how we all dress from now on. In 1983, the first Sam’s Club opened with the idea to help small businesses save money on merchandise bought in bulk. Over the years, the branches of Sam’s Club mushroomed over the world: 600 of them opened in the United States and 200 in other countries. Sam’s Club can also be accessed online at samsclub.com. By the last year of the twentieth century, Walmart became the largest private employer in the world.

This person is in the electronics and video game aisle because he loves playing games. With your head! He loves walking right behind you. Amazingly, someone saw Large Slenderman and snapped a photo. I assume the person who took this photo is now dead. Unless they walked at a normal pace to getaway. Then, they probably made it safely out of the store without incident. via People of Walmart Wally People". wallypeople.com. Archived from the original on 19 December 2013 . Retrieved 18 December 2013. I wonder if he’s housebroken or if they needed to clean up a few aisles after this couple walked through. In the early days of COVID, masks were harder to come by, so some Walmart shoppers just improvised. What exactly, is this person going for? A Christmas sweater, hipster jeans, and hair from a Tim Burton film. I’m afraid to leave the house without the right shoes on. I envy people who do not care what others think. via People of Walmart

I dressed like this for a weird play in college. It had the desired effect. People laughed and were frightened at the same time. Not sure why you would dress like this while going about your day. He looks like a walking carnival game, complete with prizes. I wouldn’t be surprised if someone randomly threw a dart at him. I helped them out and worked for them on one of my days off," she told Insider. "But they wouldn't balance the point out. I thought that was really unfair, seeing as I really had been a model employee for them."Walton served as a captain in the U.S. Military Intelligence Corps Unit at the time of World War II. I know the pain she must feel. I once left my fly down for an entire day at school and no one said anything, even after all the tissues I put down there started falling out. I was stuffing it for medical reasons, not to show off! Jeez. I’m better than that. Three Ring Blogs FAQ's". http://threeringblogs.com. May 2, 2011. Archived from the original on October 6, 2011 . Retrieved October 4, 2011. {{ cite news}}: External link in |publisher= ( help) When you can’t make it to a carnival to enjoy the bumper cars, you can always bring the bumper cars to you. What’s the worst that could happen (besides serious bodily harm?). No one’s going to stop you. If they try, just drive away. via People of Walmart

Funny you should ask. According to the founders, The People Of Walmart blog was createdin 2009 after its creators took a trip to a South Carolina Walmart and noticed a woman who “looked like a stripper” in a T-shirt that read “go f*** yourself” while accompanied by a two-year-old. Since then they’ve been bringing us the best of the worst that Walmart has to offer. A Walmart spokesperson said that the company's attendance system services to ensure that "associates in the right place at the right time." Taking a nap is difficult for me. There’s so much I have to get done on any given day. I have to walk my dog, I have to work, I have to shop for groceries. It never occurred to me, though, that I could do all of these and nap at the same time. via People of Walmart I would have never been this calm in a store as a kid. It’s very sweet that they did this for their parents. I wonder if they were bribed with a trip to the toy section if they were quiet for the ceremony. I also wonder if anyone grabbed a bag of rice and started throwing it. Walmart has everything you need for a flawless wedding!This woman is obsessed with her beauty regimen. She’s finding the perfect foundation, maybe some concealer. Unfortunately, she forgot to conceal the paper hanging out of her pants. via People of Walmart Weird that the pet monkeys are being treated better at Walmart than some of the children. He looks comfortable. No leash needed. Just the warm embrace of the woman who feeds him (I’m guessing that yogurt is all for him). via People of Walmart a b Popkin, Helen (February 18, 2011). "Woman finds mom on People of Walmart, freaks". technolog msnbc. technolog.msnbc.msn.com. Archived from the original on February 20, 2011 . Retrieved October 4, 2011. You can buy her the diamond ring at Walmart. You can propose over the intercom. Why not have the most romantic day of your life in the store itself? The something blue is already there all over the signage. The old, the new are the TVs (some are opened), and the something borrowed is the money you charged on your Walmart credit card for the arch. via People of Walmart