who put the men in menopause?: hilarious poems for older women

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She’s hot, she’s cold, she’s up, she’s down, Her hormones seem to run the town. I try to help, but often frown at the things she says when she’s feeling down. Our memories may fade, but let’s not spoil our parade. We’ll make new memories to be made, and cherish them like a fine upgrade. The poem also shows how I treat supposedly sacrosanct subjects (in this case, the reverence in which society holds pregnant women) and makes fun of them, using myself as the source: I did love being pregnant; but I hated it, too. I was often grumpy and unpleasant to my husband. Being pregnant does not make you a Madonna, and we should stop buying into that stereotype. As women age, they often find, Their bodies change, and not in kind, Menopause hits, and they’re resigned, To weight gain that’s difficult to unwind.

When I was going through menopause, I didn’t sleep. I didn’t sleep for two years and ended up blowing out my thyroid, and I became nonfunctional. It’s difficult to remain fully present if I’m not getting enough sleep, so I work at getting enough. – Oprah Winfrey

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Menopause isn’t a disease. It’s not a unfortunate thing that is happening to you. It’s a woman’s rite of passage, and it doesn’t have to be negative. Maybe it’s time to try a cleanse?” Another will chime in, with a sense, Of hope that this will make a difference, And help them shed those pounds immense. Menopause is a natural biological process that signals the end of a woman’s reproductive years. It can cause many symptoms such as hot flashes, night sweats, difficulty sleeping, vaginal dryness, and mood swings – just to name a few! Menopause, oh menopause, The time of life that gives us pause, Our bodies change, our tempers flare, We laugh, we cry, we pull our hair.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-3218428/Why-menopause-makes-women-feel-depressed-10-ways-deal-mood-swings-WITHOUT-medication.html Night sweats leave us soaked in sweat, but let’s not get too upset. We’ll skip the gym and still sweat, and save on water bills. We’ll be set. We might not all experience the same symptoms but the struggle is just as real no matter if you speak English, French, Portuguese, or some other language. Buy The Menopause Solution: A Doctor’s Guide to Relieving Hot Flashes, Enjoying Better Sex, Sleeping Well, Controlling Your Weight, and Being Happy! here 7. The Estrogen Question: Know Before You Say “No” to HRT by Sandra Rice, MD (2019) Menopause is normal, and it’s how we perceive it that determines the outcome. If we are negative, complaining about it all the time, we will soon become depressed. Our bodies and minds will reflect that toxicity.I see menopause as the start of the next fabulous phase of life as a woman. Now is a time to ‘tune in’ to our bodies and embrace this new chapter. If anything, I feel more myself and love my body more now, at 58 years old, than ever before. – Kim Cattrall Since, Pam’s gone on to perform all over the world, had nine books published and performed for Her Royal Majesty The Queen. Here are our favourite Pam Ayres poems. They Should Have Asked My Husband