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The Best Ever Book of Nottingham Forest Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it... Then Scott Pruitt's environmental plan is working. Ilchester Aged Red Leicester: This traditional English cheese has been carefully matured for a minimum of 9 months giving it a distinguishable smooth, tangy and nutty taste. Ilchester Vintage PDO Cheddar: Carefully matured in the West Country this vintage cheddar has a drier texture than standard cheddar due to the ageing process, there are sometimes crunchy calcium crystals for a surprising bite. Gary Lineker slams 'most ridiculous penalty decision' against England as Rico Lewis is controversially penalised for foul in North Macedonia clash

This win further boosted their play-off bid, while Grabban's opener was the veteran striker's third goal in as many matches and his 13th of the season. The Rams had lost five of their opening six league games and although they missed out on a second victory of the campaign, the draw was enough to lift Phillip Cocu's side out of the Championship relegation zone.The Reds' promotion means they do not have a clear rival as their Wembley celebrations were preceded a few weeks earlier by Derby County suffering relegation into League One. Leicester City are the nearest club to Forest in the East Midlands, but Forest fan account @dalesilvermat3 jokingly tweeted that Southampton should be the Reds' new rivals while in the top-flight. Both teams have struggled for goals this term, netting a total of five between them before Friday's game, but Derby's opener was one of real quality. SIYA KOLISI opens up on suffering childhood hunger and violence in moving first interview since clinching World Cup glory

Last-minute Movember? Mason Mount sports a new-look moustache as he arrives at Man United's training ground ahead of Everton clash Tottenham lead Premier League tributes for Terry Venables after their former manager, who won the FA Cup with Spurs in 1991 and led England at Euro '96 Nottingham Forest manager Chris Hughton told BBC Radio Nottingham: "I wasn't too happy with the first-half performance. The @dalesilvermat3 account jokingly said: "Now we’re in the Premier League and Derby are third tier, we need a rival. In the absence of any local derby type match, it would be a shame to not have a game with some extra spice.

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I was lost in a forest, trying to find my way out using a compass. After 2 hours, I realized I was going in circles. PSG 1-1 Newcastle: Toon denied a famous win by controversial injury-time penalty as Kylian Mbappe slots home... Terry Venables through the years: Mail Sport's picture tribute to 'El Tel', who won the cup at Spurs and Chelsea and led England at Euro '96 Rio Ferdinand mysteriously leaves TNT Sports' live broadcast mid-match at Newcastle's Champions League game at PSG - with Laura Woods putting it to down to 'unforeseen circumstances'

If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it... a chihuahua 500 miles away will bark at it. PSG 1-1 Newcastle: Toon denied a famous win by controversial injury-time penalty as Kylian Mbappe slots home to cancel out Alexander Isak's early strike and leave French side in pole position We'd just got promotion and they had to wait for public perception. I put forward a list of players, you give them four or five names at different levels, and I never handled the negotiations. So they decided to go for a certain level and cost of player." Chelsea and England star Cole Palmer admits he 'can't stop seeing' video of him singing reggae dancehall song, as he opens up on his West Indies roots The conversation takes place on Lee’s new AbsoluteLee podcast. “I didn’t build David Baddiel up to be anything other than a small man whose job it is to take the piss out of people,” Lee says. “For him to meet me physically would have been very difficult, not just emotionally. He came in and wanted to get it off his chest as soon as possible. I think that showed a bit of vulnerability from his side, it did not show confidence, it did not show strength in that situation.”West Ham's stars are joined by their WAGs on a night out in Soho for their Christmas Party - as Karren Brady and David Sullivan drop in too - three days before they fly for Europa League game in Serbia In 2009, however, they had not won at the City Ground since October 1971. They were behind after 57 seconds and it was 2-0 after 13 minutes. Forest were all over them. The 5-2 thumping in 2010 might be Forest's stand-out result in the post-war era but that night at the Baseball Ground had far greater consequence. It was Forest's last win on that muddy old pitch before it closed for business. Their promotion was confirmed three days later. 5) Nottingham Forest 3-2 Derby County (Championship, 29 August 2009) Now FISHING bans transgender anglers from competing for England Women - after half the team quit in a protest over male-born team-mate's call-up Tyrone Mings sparks retirement fears with Aston Villa fans following a cryptic post in which he insists he 'will share an update today'

They caused Forest early problems but Lawrence missed a great chance to put them ahead when he shot wide after exchanging passes with Colin Kazim-Richards.In the same league, he has never failed to reach the 79-point mark, and nobody has won more manager of the month awards in the Championship. He broke long-standing club records at Nottingham Forest, Derby and Preston, the three sides he has managed in England. A DERBY FAN GOES TO THE BANK FOR A LOAN TO BUY SHARES IN DERBY FOOTBALL CLUB, THE BANK MANAGER GIVES HIM 5p AND SAYS GO BUY THEM ALL. You can't just make up any old rhythm and follow it, you have to find a very specific one," he says, OfficialWOD1: The Nottingham Forest fan winding up our lot with his fake rivalry has been excellent. Especially because there are so many clowns in our fan base who take themselves far too seriously and can't take a joke

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