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When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don’t find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.

They like trendy rap music to get in their wrapping groove. 16. What do you call a beehive without an exit? Unbelievable. My dad died because he couldn’t remember his blood type. He kept insisting we “be positive,” but it’s just so hard without him. I once saw a one-handed man in a second-hand store. I told him, “I don’t think they have what you’re looking for, sir.” During my calculus test, I had to sit between identical twins. It was hard to differentiate between them.Your wife and daughter look like twins," my friend said. "Well," I replied, "they were separated at birth." Here are 200 of our favorite dad jokes, separated into several distinct categories for any dad-amusing situation. Make your father laugh today. Punny Dad Jokes Are Dad jokes good for you? Inarguably. Recent studies have shown that a good dose of humor, however groan-worthy, can lower your risk of cardiovascular illness, increase your body's ability to fight pain and prevent disease, and even help you live longer. Yes, fine, it didn’t help my dad live longer, but I know for a fact that he was laughing on the last day of his life, and that seems like the best possible way to leave this mortal coil. It made us laugh. But more importantly, we knew it would’ve made our dad laugh. For most of his life (or at least as long as I knew him), he was a huge advocate and gleeful teller of Dad Jokes. What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm.

My friend was showing me his tool shed and pointed to a ladder. “That's my stepladder,” he said. "I never knew my real ladder.”

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. "Because she has no taste." My daughter just shrieked at me, “Daaaaaad, you haven’t listened to a word I’ve said, have you?” What an odd way to begin a conversation. I asked my wife if I was the only one she’d been with. She said yes, all the rest had been nines and tens.