The Book of Big Excuses

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any of my cards, cash or phone. I reported to the gas station to retrieve the video, and I'm waiting for the police. car in an empty parking lot and I'm waiting across the street. (If your not taking that car to work again -say it blew up, I accidentally intercepted a drug drop off deal and I'm dealing with gangsters/mobsters and the police. I can't improvememt. (Tell them you don't like talking about your disability since it's not very noticible)

I came fishing out here on lake ______(name of lake-or could be ocean) very early and was expecting to be at work by now. I won't be coming into work today, I'm preposing to my girlfriend/boyfriend and it is a very importantI can't make it to work today, it's my last day to renew my license plates and =my driver's license so I can

I was tranquilized and robbed, I'm trying to give a report but it all seems blurry. All my cards, valuables and A family freind in a coma, past away today after a long stong stuggle, so I'm visitin his/her family. I won't be coming I was called in for an interview for my future volunteer group. I need to attend today so I don't lose the position. I left my wallet on top of my car when I filled up gas, I forgot it there, and I'm driving around trying to retrace where I won't be able to come into work, I have an wedding a few hours away and it is very important to me to show up.have been off since yesterday and everyone is hiding because they say there is an assasin killing people inside,

My housekeeper stole all my identities, money, and jewellery yesterday and I just realized today. I have to go with the Earlier today I lost my important briefcase with all my important files inside. It could be in be in the library, I was abducted and I'm chained up in a closed room. I don't know where I am but I will let you know when or if I get out.because a gun shot and screaming in the building was reported. It was one of the buildings by ______(area with buildings).

I have to go to an old friends barmitzfa, we have been friends since childhood, and I totally forgot it was today. line, including my house, cars, and savings. This is everything I own so I can't miss this meeting, I can't come in. My friend ______(name) lost some hearing today because he/she was exposed to some loud sounds at work so we are I'm waiting for furniture to be dropped off at home today, I can't leave the house, because I'm the only one home. out all my things by today or I lose it all. I need to get my things out so I can't come into work today.I was on the bus and a lady bursted water and I have a bit of training so I'm in the process of helping her give I'm attending an important public hearing today, being a community activist, it is crutial that I attend. Sorry, I I won't be coming into work today, I have serious burns from a coffee spill on my lap, I was rushed to the hospital.