You supply the climax, as it were, and I’d like to make the point that reading this can be a team effort.

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Kind of a mixed bag, and the stream peters out in other directions fairly soon, but worth cocking an eye over. Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, a sea serpent) missing-and male readers are challenged to complete the picture. the cilde inside of man never goes away; neither does his proclivity for spending copious amounts of time with, you know, his little guy. One spread features a peeled banana - with the banana missing, another a fireman and hose with the hose missing, it is for you or your male friend to insert the missing item!If you loved the original Penis Pokey, the all-new Penis Pokey Activity Book will take your breath away! I understand you will use my personal data to improve services and send me marketing communications You must consent to the storage and use of your personal data as laid out in our privacy notice. In Scribbler's bid to stay green, we are proud to state that the packaging we use to post our gifts is completely eco-friendly and recyclable* - yes, even those pesky fill chips!

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A true renaissance visionary, his thoughtful and comical but always probing and penetrating deconstructions of current trends in American taste and culture are just the sort of zip, zest, and pep welcomed in our ongoing effort for perspective in an ever more complex world. This is a book where the reader can insert themselves into the action, become one of the characters. You’d think that this would also suit the grandmother crowd, reading The Very Hungry Caterpillar to the littlies, but again, not equipped to do justice to the book, and if grandpa lends a helping hand, then you’re really just kicking off a lifetime of horror and possibly a jail term. By using the Web site, you confirm that you have read, understood, and agreed to be bound by the Terms and Conditions.

Every page features a full-color illustration with one thing (a banana, a hot dog, and a sea serpent) missing - and male readers are challenged to complete the picture. Here are all-new pokey illustrations, a dry-erase marker, and a host of challenging new activities-including a maze, a connect the-dots, complete-the-pictures, and more. And, despite the title of this post, probably not best suited to reading on the subway, but if you want to get your footlong involved on the morning commute, you could be a YouTube star. Perhaps it was written in a post somewhere that I needed books for my bathroom, but this book came out of nowhere and it is absolutely hysterical.

Penis Pokey by Christopher Behrens (9781594741487/Hardback

Last Name * Please enter a Last Name Please enter a valid Last Name, the maximum length is 50 characters. You're the star in this very adult board book We dare you to try to make it through the (w)hole book without laughing Every scene in Penis Pokey has one thing missing, and you have to complete the. Please note that this just relates to gifts sent directly from Scribbler HQ and not those marked as being fulfilled by a partner supplier. Of all the strange books Quirk has published, few are stranger than Penis Pokey-the illustrated board book with a large die-cut hole in its center.

We honour Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander peoples' continuous connection to Country, waters, skies and communities. Join our community to get personalised book suggestions, extracts straight to your inbox, 10% off RRPs, and to change children’s lives. Some of us weren't so blessed and when you use the book, it ends up looking like a gumdrop is stuck to the page!

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There is only one problem, the hole is ummm a little errr how to put it, well its a little on the small side for the local (Caribbean) populace, but you could always use a banana! A great gag gift idea for bachelor parties, vasectomy parties, white elephant gift exchanges, Secret Santa, and Yankee swaps. This has been a fun-filled week for me as mother of the author, presenting a copy of Penis Pokey to friends and watching their reaction.The cover may have some limited signs of wear but the pages are clean, intact and the spine remains undamaged.